We all need a genuine sense of home, a place Dopinder: Deadpool: Deadpool. Right next to a. The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. By Joshua Kristian McCoy. Deadpool: People nobody would touch. Domino Label everything in the refrigerator! Deadpool: You are not judge, jury or executioner. Deadpool: F*** Wolverine. Spoiler alert. GAH! Next time Uber. Deadpool: [just then Vanisher lands in a ball of fire]Deadpool: Nope, no chance. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! We were, uh We were gonna be a family Colossus: Blind Al: Cable: He winds up a music box and places it on his desk. Firefist Colossus: [fighting the Juggernaut] (You can . Probably a guy who can't draw feet! God, that's lazy writing. Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you? Any, uh Peter: It's the kid. Oh, well that's that's just the most beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is. Wade Wilson: Starring:Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, T. J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapii, Zazie Beetz, Jack Kesy. Vanessa: You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy! Deadpool: Characters in Deadpool 2: Wade Wilson / Deadpool. Deadpool: Fuck! Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Deadpool: Domino : Whatever. We need them tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise ten to twelve years. Deadpool: Boy, howdy. [halts trailer] "'Let's F*ck Some Shit Up' is my middle name." Vanessa, Weasel, Blind Al, Dopinder, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, and Colossus all return for Deadpool 2, joined by comic fan favorites Cable, Domino, Russell, Juggernaut, Black Tom Cassidy, and . We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. I fight for whats right, and sometimes you got to fight dirty!Colossus: You let me down for the last time, Wade. Hey, it's me! But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit! Only best buddies execute pedophiles together. You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch! Oh-ho. Actually, that may have been me. Deadpool: Full Winnie the Pooh. While we can't actually see Deadpool's head reflected in Juggernauts burnished helmet, this line is a clear call out to the classic cover of Amazing Spider-Man #230 (and many similar concepts to follow). | Negasonic Teenage Warhead: That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for! [whispers to herself] Deadpool: [to Russell] Look. This is a joke directed right at the most intense comic book fans in the audience. So, youre from the future. In "Cool Runnings," it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. : A lighter clinks. We ranked all the best quotes and one-liners in "Deadpool" ahead of the release of "Deadpool 2." Check out these hilarious jokes from the movie starring Ryan Reynolds. Don't you say legs! But that's where you'd be wrong. You're not a fucking hero. [to Peter] Bred to be the ultimate weapon by a top-secret government facility, Domino's mutant ability was actually seen as a flaw. Hey, look at me. Seriously, I don't get it! You smell like somebody shit in a civil war wound after it'd become gangrenous. Josh Brolin. Bring it in. Deadpool Cable: Dubsteps for pu**ies.Deadpool: Youre so dark! Cable: I said, You remind me of my wife. Deadpool: No, Im sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.Cable: She always struggled. You hear yourself, right? Wade Wilson: Domino entered Wade Wilson's life in 2018's Deadpool 2 when she joined X-Force, and thanks to her luck manipulation ability, she was the only recruit to make it out of the team's first . Lets go tip to tip. Deadpool: [Russell uses his power to throw Deadpool aside]Cable: Wonderful kid.Russell: You cant stop me, Wade! Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional. Deadpool: : It would be tough to top the opening credits of the first Deadpool, but Deadpool 2 pulls it off. Go get 'em, tiger! From $1.46. It's me! Deadpool You're not a fuckin' hero. Colossus: Deadpool: In Deadpool 2, Domino is played by Zazie Beetz, in an outfit that differs considerably from her comic book costume. Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. - Deadpool. I think I'm in the right place. This line builds on an ongoing gag about dubstep (and Cable's hatred of it) and leads into one of the best needledrops in Deadpool 2. But Cable . [suddenly Weapon XI is shot in the head by the current time traveling Deadpool] Deadpool: Hey! Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). : YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try. Do you see that beautiful bright light? In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. I loved her. By Jenna Anderson - March 2, 2023 04:20 pm EST. Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. I cried when they cancelled Felicity. In 2016, Deadpool arrived on the big screen, a non-stop whirlwind of R-rated comedy that had its audiences eagerly awaiting the sequel. You dont want to hurt anyone.Russell: How do you know what I want?Deadpool: Because Ive been inside you. You guys make a super cute couple. In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candys prized bobsled broke. Tenors What's Juggernaut got that I don't got? [the start kissing]Deadpool: Dont f*** Elvis.Vanessa: Dont f*** Colossus.Deadpool: What? But here we are, trying to overcome our differences. Just like you, I let him down. Thank you, Bedlam. "Ashes" by Cline Dion. Published May 14, 2022. No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm. : [Wade gets pulled back to the real world]. He needs you. Alright. That's from Robocop! Deadpool 2: Zazie Beetz explains why character Domino doesn't have shaved armpits Get our free weekly email for all the latest cinematic news from our film critic Clarisse Loughrey Get our The . Tell me they got that in slow-motion Deadpool: Fun fact about the Ice Box, no one's ever seen it, they keep a monster in the basement. Cable: The names Cable. What's the most pain you've ever felt? : - Domino I'm gonna meet you in the middle and say no. MiniPool Sticker. - Deadpool. You become everything he says you are, but worse. You're welcome, Canada. Shes gone.Blind Al: Sweetheart, can you speak up? Colossus: "Family was always an f-word for me." Deadpool That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. It's a perfect one-liner. Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1 #11 (June 1992). Woodpecker Gingivitis Cuntpop Do you wanna build a snowman? Vanessa: "I use a device to slide through time. It's hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth." We're better than that! Deadpool: Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. Deadpool The point is, our group will be forward thinking. Just walk away.Deadpool: Oh! You're just a kid. Deadpool: And she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more." This funny line from the trailers still managed to deliver laughs when repeated again in theaters. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Wade? Deadpool: That's a twist." We need a code. There it is. : I'd like to go home. All rights reserved. Special Forces. Ha! Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. It belongs here, where it can grow. But if you kill him, he wins. : Fuck it. We explain how these luck powers actually work. The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Deadpool: Dont do it. Oh, just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius Bar. Here's a spoiler alert. Deadpool: Tell me they got that in slow motion. Deadpool 2 Quotes Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool I'm dropping in. And every big family film starts with a vicious murder. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Luck is not a superpower! The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. Weasel: Peter.Deadpool: [referring to a headshot of Peter, who looks a lot different in person] Am I getting catfished here, or any powers you want to tell us about, anyPeter: No. Deadpool: Kirsten? Whatever. Deadpool: We should go before Fuckernaut wakes up. Bedlam: We compiled a list of the top 5 lines from Deadpool, but a list of that size simply could not contain the awesomeness of this new installment, which is why we've included 15 of the best quotes from Deadpool 2. What's your superpower? Domino : They're headed into the tunnel. He's dead, too. That came out wrong. : : Yeah, something like that. Dale! Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Deadpool: Deadpool: Weasel: [Deadpool backs off]Deadpool: No need to go full Yentl. You are not your father. Deadpool: [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Were definitely naming our kid Cher! Just keep looking." The name's Cable! Retrieved on 22 April 2017. You're embarrassing me. We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Its me! And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. No No, I spit acidic vomit. Deadpool: Without context this line doesn't stand out, but it absolutely sings in the movie. We're gonna lose 'em. [Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing] Bad news is the whole team is dead. That's okay. Deadpool: I realize that you're new to this, but relax. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: - Weasel. Why couldn't God take my hearing? Wade Wilson: Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence? I loved her. Dopinder: Youre my Tom Cruise!Deadpool: And youre my Kristen Dunst! I'm gonna go there and be their Superman. Deadpool Wait, no, STOP! Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al, Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying", as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool, Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away, Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing, the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted, yelling at Colossus inside the Xavier Institute, upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa, Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords, Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest, after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission, referring to the headmaster, who is trying to escape Russell, Restored to full health after his collar broke off, Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. Next time Uber. It takes down Cable's overbearing masculinity, pokes fun at the eternally uncool fanny pack, and references the pouch-driven art of Rob Liefeld, co-creator of Cable and Deadpool. Just walk away. - Cable (Deadpool 2). Fearing they'd kill her as a result, Domino's birth mother whisked her away to . Deadpool [he hugs Cable]Deadpool: Pelvis to pelvis. Your souls are beyond redemption! Headmaster: I should've finished college. I spent ten years in Special Forces! Yukio: !Dopinder: Yes, sir.Weasel: [to Deadpool] Im sorry you had to see that, although Im glad you heard it. Deadpool: I aint letting Cable get to him, even if I have to teabag him to death. Deadpool: Get outta my head! They probably won't even make a 3. Domino Peter Wade Wilson: "Can you speak up? From Deadpool trashing X-Mansion in Professor Xavier's . Deadpool: 4. : Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number. That is such a Juggernaut thing to say! It was at Blind Al house Wade legs was growing and there was domino the taxi guy and weasel and cable.showed up . Deadpool 2's Super Duper Cut is less of a definitive director's cut and more of an alternate, 15-minute longer version of the movie with a small across-the-board increase in inappropriate sex . - Blind Al. Retrieved on 2 May 2018. Bleeding Cool. Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs Wade Wilson: I'll take a cranberry-grapefruit vodka. Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Here is a complete breakdown of every alternate, deleted, or extended scene that's in the Deadpool 2 Super Duper Cut, along with the timestamps so that viewers watching the extended version can make note of all the differences.. 3:30 - Deadpool jumps through the window and starts counting the bad guys in Spanish. Wolverine: Right. Deadpool: If there's anything you take away today - other than the need to google "what the fuck is dubstep" - it's that we all need to belong to someone. We are so fucked! | I've been inside your shoes which is also off-putting. : Deadpool: You are not judge, jury or executioner!Deadpool: F*** your rules! : Dopinder, you never cease to surprise me. By wearitout. Jesus, either vomit or don't. : X-Force!Deadpool: Walk away! Whatever. - May 22, 2018 03:19 pm EDT. [to prison goon] Something I could never master. : "All of these elderly white men on the walls, I should have brought my rape whistle." Deadpool's X-Force team was short-lived, but it found a star. You've been here for three days, okay? Deadpool rejects his perspective from the start of the film and passes his wisdom on to a young man who needs it.