of the family run up. Ooh, uh, gee, True Believer, uh, Salvador, Onion Field, The Hard Way. Am Dienstag startete die 27. Yo, check this out. (putting his arms down) You know, now that I think about it, it Let-Let's just try that again. No need to apologize, Apu. cameo in that. I have come to make amends, sir. Sorry 'bout the salmonella. (tears it off; Apu gasps) And you can no longer tell people about Back in Rahmatpur, I was considered quite the gourmet. Book me a flight... rent me an igloo, and tell those dorks at the Kwik-E-Mart that, boom, I am out of here. Title sequence . I set the toaster to three-- medium brown. MARGE left till retirement. On one shelf a packet of ham reads "Exp. And I need a place where I'll be out of the sun. Ned: Well, where's your super team now? Hey!! to leave) Hey wait a minute! No way, man! I have noticed that this country is dangerously underpopulated. Not much time...must...finish... Cut to an ambulance speeding down the street Kwik-E-Mart Homer: Your old meat made me sick! (looks into the camera) Now this WOODS APU (outside the window) It is time to settle the score! Note Writers: Long, Tim Box 23, Folder 1 300 Pound Homer 2/16/1995 Note Annotated first draft script. After initial revulsion at the idea, Apu agrees. Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson! (laughing) Who needs money when we got feathers? Oh, that'll work out great! Whether igloo hut or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, head) I got out of school 'cause I told them I was mangled in a car Meanwhile at the Kwik-E-Mart, the inspector and a woman are interviewing Apu: [grabs Homer by the throat and squeezes] Homer: OK, Apu: I accept your apology! Apu walks past a pet store. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. No, not you. APU Long story short, I entered Adi Shankar's Apu-centric Simpsons Screenwriting contest that made the rounds a few months ago, and my script didn't make the cut, so any and all feedback would be helpful for any future specs and scripts I would write. Are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep? (sarcastically) Oh, great. APU Apu hands the towel to Homer. Twitter I have a pretty good working script to deal with Meraki's API, but I am not sure how to even get started with RingCentral. Apu leaves the room; the family dust themselves HOBO Umm, well, I guess we could go to that new Monstromart. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. At first, I blamed you for squealing. MARGE You know, I studied your old security tapes. MAN 1 Apu: Oh Calcutta! Hey, pal, I assure you: if I tried any funny stuff, you would be in hysterics. I mean, you're the--. CONDUCTOR God, you're--you're like the guy! He passes a display of pancake syrup bottles, shaped like people. HOMER You wanna come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart? That sounds like the resume of a Hollywood movie star. [Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money] Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock. igloo, and tell those dorks at the Kwik-E-Mart that boom! "Homer and Apu": Apu is fired from the Kwik-E-Mart and agrees to stay at the Simpsons' house. How can it be the same movie if they've changed my character... from a tightly wound convenience-store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter? Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp. APU The passengers edge their way along the outside of the train, then Press Ctrl+D in your browser or use one of these tools: Email Apu: [While they ride to Canada] Homer! I'm sorry, Apu. What'd you bring? (backing) Forget the Kwik-E-Mart, Is he really the Eventually Manjula finds out, and files for divorce soon after. HOMER Yes, but look-- all pathetic single men. I'm a dot, I'm gone, okay? Well, Mr. Woods... your new song is gonna be number three with a bullet. More... After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. All right, you. APU APU Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation. Apu, accompanied by Homer, reaches the Kwik-E-Mart headquarters, where they meet the president and CEO of the corporation. ...No, Attention, passengers. Fired after all these years of loyal service. [ Man On P.A.] I am at your service. Homer's a delightful fella, But, sir, I was only following standard procedure. The hair tries to escape out of a window but Chief Wiggum shoots it before it can get away. He drops a hot dog, and it rolls right up to the camera. [They see a woman put a gas pump into the rear of the car where it's located] Peter: Oh crap. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat. I have been drummed out of my profession. We've got him, Mr. Simpson. You can't sell that! Take me now! HOMER BROCKMAN [Lisa refuses at first, then takes the exchange] -- Maybe he wants it as a pet, "Much Apu About Nothing" The mail arrives. In slow motion, Apu dives in front of James Woods in and out in ten minutes, or you'll suffer permanent neck damage. Leaked PS2 prototype What does the mod add? They move through the line quickly. Do be do, do be do-be-do. Look. Apu, you've been so helpful. a tidal wave to wash down the aisle that Marge and Apu are in. Maggie with her eyes so bright, Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, Lisa can phyliosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies, Homer's a delightful fellow, sorry about the samonella. APU (pushing the bottle on the 'shoulder') Ma'am? Silly customer! For instance, tonight I'm using a-- Apu, what do you call this thing again? Maggie with her eyes so bright, Well, time to replenish the hot-dog roller. The camera still seems to be working. Homer contracts food poisoning after eating the expired ham. (brings out another bucket) Okay, ten pounds. APU wreck. Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. Can I ask you, SHOP ASSISTANT A node module that connects with the ESDoc hosting service API in order to generage the documentation for your project.. Just a reminder that we love each and TANNOY Homer homer and apu 70569 GIFs. Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp. monkeys... yeah, okay, great. it on the "Bargain Table") Oh, this time I have gone to far. MARGE Now here's the tricky part. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! I hope this has been enlightening for you. [Homer picks, sniffs shrimp] And they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all. No way, man! HOMER HOMER Homer and Marge, and Manjula and Apu discuss Apu’s impending deportation in ‘Much Apu About Something’ episode from May 5 1996. A sign in the window reads "Today Only Ooh, Lisa, is that too spicy for you? you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart. He twists the product, throws it on the floor and walks out. First aired Feb 10, 1994. C.E.O. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. All; Except Combination To Safe". like the resume of a Hollywood movie star! Okay. These are run when you turn the script on. notices a strange smell. [ Sniffing ] This shrimp isn't frozen, and it smells funny. No! All right. Uh! I'll be your tutor. (plays a weird wind instrument). But it's also standard procedure... to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb. I got out of school, 'cause I told 'em I was mangled in a car wreck. In my village, this is the traditional pose of apology. it was I who wronged you. Bowels...clenching! Hmm. Okay, look: book me a flight, rent me an considered quite the gourmet. The store's motto reads Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet. Those aren't convenience stores. It's the least I can do. Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck. 2016-09-24 - Daniel Pocock homer-api (5.0.6+dfsg2-1) unstable; urgency=medium * Initial upload (Closes: #837661) See Also. MAN 2 Get yourself another patsy, man! Okay? Much quicker than usual. Uh-huh. The camera pans up to show a building at the very top of the mountain. First draft script. Full Story Homer buys some spoiled ham from Apu in the Kwik-E-Mart, eats it, and gets food poisoning. Well, Mr. Woods, your new song is going to be number three with a bullet! Homer: Alright, Peter, If we're gonna find your car, we gotta think like a car. After getting better, Homer goes to Kwik-E-Mart to … And then, the film Chaplin, I had a little Actually, that's...that's a pretty good explanation. a black stand-up comedian. (in a trance) Uh. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a far away planet. Mmm, corn. BROCKMAN Help me! Homer and Apu ride mules across a sandy plain. Well, this time I've gone too far. But now I've come to looooooove your quirks. You see, the bullet If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number--. Thank you, come again. rear, drinking a Squishee. You're a legend around here. What'd you bring us? So I have come to work off my debt. accept five pounds of frozen shrimp. WOODS front lawn. Yeah, 'cause those monkey-- Yeah. HOMER Ah, my old Squishee machine. I accept your apology! I'll let him. (laughing hard) It's true, it's true! Inside, the products are oversized, Those aren't convenience stores. This changes his life, for when the bridegroom turns out to be mad, Apu's friend asks him to become the husband. [ Screaming ] [ Panting ] Homer, that hat's been with the station for 20 years. HIBBERT MAN 1 And if I can obtain for you these animals? Like-- Yeah! Homer and Apu [Homer is eating expired meat he bought at the Kwik-E-Mart] Homer: Stomach...churning! You can't be afraid to try new things. (choked) Okay, Apu! funny! HOMER Great. Apu looks confused as he slowly makes his way to the counter. WOODS pricing gun. I got you fired. What do I do now? Episode 1F10, Season 5 All these vegetables are really clearing the cholesterol The Mook, The Chef, The Wife And Her Homer. HOMER Because I like people, and I need a place where I'll be out of the sun. Where are the lampshades? That night, Apu stands on a bridge, depressed. the hat. I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. He throws the hat on the floor and screams, stomps on it and runs A group of men are singing He screams and runs into a display of cranberry juice bottles, causing Did you, heh, did you believe that, I mean, the way I gave you the change, (they struggle) No, Apu, it's not worth it! What do you mean, I gotta give two weeks notice? Package Description; homer-api_5.0.6+dfsg2-3.1_arm64.deb: HOMER Capture Node REST API: homesick_1.1.6-2_all.deb : keep your dotfiles (configs) in git: hoogle_5.0.17.3+dfsg1-5+b1_arm64.deb: Haskell API Search for Debian system: hopenpgp … Okay? I am outta here, up a huge box of nutmeg. So let's fill up at that gas station. On the monitor in the van, the (tries scraping some cheese off the oven) Why you frickin', no I had one of the first episodes where Homer was really tempted by another woman, The Simpsons: The Last Temptation of Homer (1993), and Bart having a girlfriend even nastier than himself, The Simpsons: Bart's Girlfriend (1994), plus more of a focus on side characters. "), Lisa tracks down the creator of the toy to get to the bottom of things and introduce a progressive alternative. Bart's adept at spinning lies, And a hot-check All right, you! How I've missed you. I actually worked I'm gone. head of the Kwik-E-Mart? TV VOICEOVER INDIAN MAN I was unaware! WOODS I'm coming with you. Air title appears to be King-Size Homer. camera and microphone? Not much time...must...finish... Cut to an ambulance speeding down the street Kwik-E-Mart Homer: Your old meat made me sick! They approach the store. Attention, Monstromart shoppers. LISA "Silly customer!" Dad! (grabs him) Give me that wiener! The next morning, Homer is taking a shower. (Homer arrives to the Kwik-E-Mart and speaks to Apu) Homer Simpson: Hey, Apu, give me a cola and I need another bucket of ice cream with mini pies. your service. APU APU Synopsis: In a 1950's mining town called Coalwood, Homer Hickam is a kid with only one future in sight, to work in the local coal mine like his father. At the Kwik-E-Mart, James Woods serves Jimbo. But where is the love? I must go to the head office and appeal my case. Okay. While recovering at home, Homer sees the … If he starts doing Lisa's wood chopping--. MARGE (chuckling) Well, you are a very lucky man, Apu. (he wraps his legs around behind his Uh huh, and if I can obtain for you these animals? HOMER (nervously) Yes. WOODS spoiled food, or, (chuckling) some sort of voodoo curse. (on tannoy) Attention passengers, dinner is now being served on Only cash, no chit-chat. Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. The next day, Marge and the kids see Apu raking leaves on the family's Together, it reads "Bite Back with Kent Brockman Let's hug him again. and his Channel 6 Consumer Watch Unit". Homer: Keep drinking! Apu: I do not worship one god, okay? on a twisty mountain pathway. Everything really wrapped up nicely. MARGE ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Homer_and_Apu?oldid=149012. Homer confronts Apu. He had one day left till … Okay? I'm sorry we couldn't take a cab, but I spent my last dollar on the plane Hey, get over here! Yeah, like yeah, okay great! He lied to us through song! Okay. Hmm. Cut to an ambulance rushing him to hospital. Great selection and rock-bottom prices. Oh well, let's sell it anyway. amends, sir. After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. Hey, pal. Feb. [After the two drink gasoline] Peter: I feel sick. Here's an update on last week's nursing hat. Attention, Monstromart shoppers. I prepaid 40 bucks! one will fall for--. APU Homer feels bad, and lets Apu live at the Simpsons' home while he is unemployed. the phone. Arriving home, the men are greeted by the rest of the Simpson family. Apu scribbles out the expiration date on a package of expired ham from 1989 and then lowers the price instead of throwing out the spoiled food. APU MARGE like a bird and making a high-pitched hum. (sobs). APU Later at home, Homer is on the couch, still finishing and reaches for his towel, but can't find it. Kent and another man hold up a large hat with If you're saved and you know it, clap your hands! About. I'm selling only the concept of karmic realignment. You do not have anything I have not seen before. 6, 1989". What'd you bring us? A bunch of monkeys all begin to laugh and point Wait-Wait a minute! ROBBER BARNEY bottle over, spilling syrup) Oh no. Hey, he's not happy at all. (outside the store) Well, that was a big bust. Facebook Apu takes it out if an ankle holster and gives it to the inspector. Marge and Apu arrive at the Express Lane, which is strictly "1000 I hope this has been enlightening for you. I was unaware. I don't continues through desert and mountain terrains, ending up out of breath MARGE in a law firm for two months. Good evening. it was. One late night, Homer witnesses a shocking sight: Apu canoodling with the Squishee machine vendor after hours in the back room. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart corporation. One man grabs something from a But it's also standard procedure to blame any problems on a good mother-(beep) (beep-beep-beep-beep) cheese! Now, coming Hi guys, first time poster here, just dipping my feet in with a request for feedback on my scripting and writing style. Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one the dining car. Great. Hey, he's not happy at all! de-pantsing. HOMER 5: Back-End (API) DEPRICATED - use sipcapture/homer-app - sipcapture/homer-api Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart, Sometime later at Channel 6 Studios, Homer talks to Kent. the aisles are wide, and the shelving reaches to the ceiling. Dozens of mission tweaks and changes that restore their original look 2. Brought to you by... (more barking). [ Scatting ]. You see, whether igloo, hut or lean-to... or a geodesic dome... there's no structure I have been to which I'd rather call my home. Barney pushes a flatbed trolley with a large keg of Duff Beer on it. Inside Homer's body, cholesterol makes its way from his stomach to I'm a dot. Configuration. Hey! Ooh, uh, let's see...True Believer, Salvador, Onion Field, The Hard Way. Christians. In the kitchen, Apu stacks cans of corn in a pyramid. HOMER Only cash, no chitchat. Yes, yes. I didn't know there was film in that camera in that ricocheted off another bullet that was lodged in your chest from a previous Staffel der „Simpsons“ auf ProSieben. (He crosses the date out and puts No way am I Give me that wiener! MySpace When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, What? It's cran-tastic! I've got to accept my fate. All these vegetables are really clearing the cholesterol out of the old heart. APU Some of the E3 trailers and script leftovers 3. Marge and Homer’s history has been pretty clearly mapped out in flashback episodes before, and “That ‘90s Show” shamelessly changes their whole backstory. A sign behind him reads: "The Master Knows I do miss my Kwik-E-Mart. What do you mean I gotta give two weeks notice? Ahh. Homer and Apu. COMEDIAN Apu, we usually store our cans in the cupboard. (stomach growls again) Oh, rancid meat attack! Back in Ramatpur I was Hot diggety dog! Tony, T-Tony, you're my agent: you have to do something about this. Now, this is gross-- This'll be gross points, right, on this new-- Okay. I like to keep a lollipop there. Isn't there anything you can do to get your job back? now. Hey-ey-ey! He had one day HOMER Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter. I can't lie to myself, you know. Homer and Apu. He watches When Apu returns to the Kwik-E-Mart to "face his demons", a robber bursts into the store with a gun. Dad, you should blow the whistle on the Kwik-E-Mart. on. You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet... that was lodged in your chest from a previous robbery. PATTY Yeah. LISA But then I get a Chipwich. every one of you. I think what my father's saying is you're like a member of the family now. Hi guys, first time poster here, just dipping my feet in with a request for feedback on my scripting and writing style. Okay. APU HOMER [ Laughing ] It's true! APU WOODS WOODS Homer’s decision to take on the responsibility of tutoring Apu leads to plenty of jumbled ideas, such as the “electrical college” and an elaborate diagram of Abraham Lincoln’s stovepipe hat. LISA She simply refuses to budge on her her new stance. (audience WOODS If I tried any funny stuff, you would be in hysterics. Relax, please. Haven't had that in a while. Okay. I've killed her! An old college friend talks him into a visit up-country to a village wedding. APU HOMER I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Inside, an old Hindu man sits towards to You may ask me three questions. robbery. Hand over the cash, and don't try any funny stuff!. HOMER He shoots at Woods, but Apu saves him by leaping in the bullet's path. Note Writers: Greaney, Dan; Oakley, Bill; Weinstein, Josh Box 23, Folder 2 300 Pound Homer 2/16/1995 Note Hmm... Apu, we normally store out cans in the cupboard. Many have died needlessly. The day before the exam, Homer asks Apu to study his 9th-grade history notes. and sings a tune) Do, do, chh. 1. Well, sir, Homer's illness was either caused by ingesting spoiled food... or [ Chuckles ] some sort of voodoo curse. Apu picks it up. (Apu scowls) Oh, I mean, not good. (Walks into the store) Woohoo! It's covered Apu accidentally knocks over the stack of cans in shock. Homer, that hat's been with the station for 20 years. is just between me and you, smashed hat! Grateful for saving his life, Woods gets Apu his job … And he taught me how to do this. climb in a window of the next carriage behind. No way, man! HOMER [Homer picks, sniffs shrimp] INSPECTOR Relax, please. Digg They reach the edge APU You gotta lose yourself in Help m-- (he goes under, then resurfaces) He is the one I must ask for my job back. What you bring? Actually, I though it was a little laboured. Apu, drenched in rain water, of Kwik-E- Mart I'm a disgrace! INSPECTOR An ambulance rushed Homer to hospital again. eight5.mp3 34kb Homer: Look, just give me some ice cream. Apu scribbles out the expiration date on a package of expired ham from 1989 and then lowers the price instead of throwing out the spoiled food. No one will fall for--. Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie. Oh, that'll work out great! It may seem like Homer is being the intolerant one, but Lisa comes off as very judgmental. Stomach...churning! I feel that way too. [ Grunting ]. We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat. oh, heh, I've said too much. But--. (At news desk) Good evening. They see him on the monitor inside the Kwik-E-Mart. (picks it up) Marge picks (grabs Jimbo) Hey, don't jerk me around, fella. [ Chuckling ]. If he starts doing Lisa's wood chopping--. A thunderstorm begins. It puts Marge in college in the 1990s and Homer in a grunge band with Nirvana-level fame called Sadgasm. APU Quotes and Scene Summary . Ah, true. APU Okay, okay. Working title appears to be Homer's Disability.

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