Name: Allison Black Family: Token Crush: Craig Best Friend: Kenny Friends: Clyde, Tolken, Craig, Kenny, Stan, Kyle Enemies: Cartman Notes: Adopted from Token's family. [He] has a real story going on."[4]. Mr. Garrison is the semi-competent 4th grade teacher of the boys. She used to be Mr. Garrison but has now had a sex change and is a real woman, not a fag!! Mr. Slave makes an appearance in his house, where his package was mixed up with Ms. Cartman's, and Douchebag has to fetch his package from the post office while he gives the package to Liane. In the episode "Chef Aid", Mr. Hat is able to drive a car through a prison wall to rescue Mr. Garrison and Chef, to which Chef remarks, "How the hell did he reach the gas pedal?". Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period and that his boyfriend is dismayed of the sex change, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Herbert Garrison (formerly known as Janet Garrison between his two sex changes), voiced by Trey Parker, is a recurring character in the South Park cartoon series. Parker said he believes Mr. Garrison has become one of the most complex characters on South Park, particularly due to his ever-growing relationship with Mr. Hat and his sexuality and gender issues; Parker said of Mr. Garrison, "He's the soap opera element to the whole series. that Big Gay Al had started up a relationship with Mr. Slave, the ex-boyfriend/sex slave of Mr. Garrison. He even tried to prolong the COVID-19 Pandemic in order to keep his campaign promise to get rid of all the Mexicans, even if it means killing countless other people as well. After the sex change, she would state "I'm not gay, I'm a woman!"[7]. But the penis eventually comes to her and Mrs. Garrison completes the procedure. Although throughout the episode both Mr. Garrison and the rest of the townsfolk make no reference to the "richers" being black (seemingly oblivious to the fact), in his last line of the episode that his intentions were at least in part racist ("at least we got rid of all those damn ni....." [transition to credits]). However, in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons", when he wrote his book The Valley of the Penises, his name on the cover read as "Ethan Garrison", though this may simply be a pen name. Herbert Garrison, formerly known as Janet Garrison,1 is a fictional character in the American animated television series South Park, He is voiced by Trey Parker and first appeared on television on August 13, 1997 in South Parks pilot episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe". In the episode "Eek, a Penis! To this end he hires Mr. Slave as his classroom assistant, or, for short, "teacher's ass." Big Gay Al eventually enters into a relationship with Mr. Slave, the ex-boyfriend of Mr. Garrison, whom he married in "Follow That Egg!". As of now, Mr. Garrison's … The apparent reason was initially to help the children come to terms with homosexuality. Mr Slave was introduced as Mr. Garrison's teaching assistant ("Teacher's Ass" as Mr. Garrison puts it). Initially they are both pained and horrified by the sign, until realizing that the boys did not mean anything disparaging against gays, but were instead using the term "Fag" in regards to the Harley Riders, stating "You can be gay, and not a fag". Garrison constantly held a puppet known as "Mr. Hat", which he used as a sort of second, more aggressive personality, as well as for emoting his internal conflicts. it is revealed that she had adopted the first name "Janet". When Ms. Choksondik is killed, Mr. Garrison is asked to be the Fourth Grade teacher, he accepts and finds out if the school fires you for being gay you can sue for millions. Ms Garrison realises she still has feelings for Mr Slave. and Garrison was eager to speak with Mr. Slave. It has been established that Garrison has had heterosexual relationships, as with Liane Cartman, with whom most of the town has had sex at some point. Though Garrison emphatically denied he was gay and tried to completely keep it a secret, he acknowledged that Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig had homosexual fantasies. "Butters' Very Own Episode" Mr. Hat also appears to be somewhat psychotic. Former teaching assistant Satan speaks Mr. Hat's lines in a voice very similar to Mr. Garrison's. Kyle: I sit next to her in school, she's pretty nice. In his sabbatical, Garrison wrote a romance novel that he intended to be purely heterosexual in nature; titled In the Valley of Penises, it contained 6,083 instances of the word "penis". Garrison rejected this, and Katz was never able to counterpoint because he was killed shortly afterward by a gigantic novelty firework. He also does not appear with the South Park gay people in "The F Word". It is there that she meets Allison, a lesbian who is quickly attracted to Garrison's "strong-woman" attitude. Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period and that his boyfriend is dismayed of the sex change, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Mr. Garrison later gave a copy to Kyle as a get well soon gift. For the first eight seasons of the series, the character was known as Mr. Garrison but in season 9 underwent sex reassignment surgery.The character was thereafter known to the other characters as Mrs. Garrison, despite being unmarried. Top 10 South Park Jokes that Crossed the LineSubscribe: http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD // Have a Top 10 idea? Mr. Garrison's sexuality is complex. Mr. Slave is upset that he was not consulted on the operation beforehand, which starts an argument, he commented that Garrison never stopped to think how everybody else around her would feel about the sex change, and, being gay, is no longer attracted to Garrison as a woman. [6] During the entirety of the show he has had heterosexual and same-sex relationships, both as a man and as a woman. Mr. Hat is also a racist, as seen in "Chef Goes Nanners", where he is a member of the South Park branch of the Ku Klux Klan. Mr. Slave pushed Wendy to not follow the lifestyle due to his own personal experiences and has claimed to be a whore since the day he was born. Through his work on CordellCordell.com, CordellCordell.co.uk, and DadsDivorce.com, Mr. Garrison has become an authority on the complexities of the legal experience and was a content creator for the YouTube series “Dad’s Divorce Live” and additional videos on both the Dad’s Divorce and Cordell & Cordell YouTube channels. He also failed to punish Cartman for making jokes about breast cancer in "Breast Cancer Show Ever", and only punished him when he defecated on his desk. When Garrison (now referred to as Mrs. Garrison) callously suggests that Mr. Slave simply stop being gay so that they can continue their affair, he says "How can you say that? At this point, he openly embraced his homosexuality, and informed everyone of this fact. When a man tells Garrison about his wife's ovarian cancer, Garrison dismissively tells him "your wife's a dude, faggot" and that he should get tested for AIDS, indicating a return to his previous homophobic behavior. Mr. Garrison seeks psychiatric help from Dr. Katz while Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, in an attempt to smuggle fireworks back to the children of America. "Go God Go" is the twelfth episode in the tenth season of the American animated television series South Park.The 151st episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 1, 2006. Across the series he displays a myriad of somewhat conflicting and ambiguous sexual identities, which he clings to exclusively for long p… It is not entirely clear how much autonomy Mr. Hat and Mr. Garrison have from each other. Across several episodes, it is revealed that he has a rather sharp chin and a large nose (Gerald comments in "The List" that he has his mother's nose), though neither is shown in the show, due to the show's art style. After his return to the male gender, Mr. Garrison's behavior was shown to be less eccentric than before, with significantly fewer acts of deviant sexual behavior, outrageous outbursts, racism, or psychotic episodes. Marriage to Mr. Slave [edit | edit source] It was revealed in "Follow That Egg!" Darryl Weathers Yes, I know it says he has a boyfriend, because in my series, Phillip and that character are canonically dating. Hangs out with Craig's gang. In the episode "D-Yikes!" Inventing (he feels his inventions are under appreciated) Photography. Garrison realizes that he will be incapable of actually performing his duties as the president if he were to be elected, and tries repeatedly to sabotage his own campaign, even outright telling his audience to vote for Hillary Clinton instead of him. He even went so far as to cheerfully proclaim himself a "fag" repeatedly to anyone he encountered. Mr. Garrison was also inspired by a British literature professor Parker had at the University of Colorado; Parker said the voice he uses for the character is a dead-accurate impression of him. Mr. Garrison temporarily replaced Mr. Hat with Mr. Twig (starting in the episode "Summer Sucks"), who consisted of a twig wearing a purple shirt with a pink triangle symbol. Hair Garrison was intended to play a role in resolving the conflict between the male and female students in his classroom that had developed over the course of the season, taking responsibility for causing their behavior. Exactly why he wishes to do this has not yet been explained. Herbert Garrison, formerly known as Janet Garrison,1 is a fictional character in the American animated television series South Park, He is voiced by Trey Parker and first appeared on television on August 13, 1997 in South Parks pilot episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe". However, having finished this, Mr. Slave rejected the applause, telling parents that they had to teach their children that people like Paris Hilton were to be despised or they'd never learn it, prompting the girls to apologize to Wendy. Parker and Stone have said that the removal of Mr. Hat was symbolic of the show abandoning its original style as a surreal comedy in favor of its current format of satirizing real-life issues and events. Garrison is particularly cynical, especially in comparison with the rest of South Park's adults, and he is one of the few characters to ever break the fourth wall on the show.[3]. Established in the episode "The Brown Noise". Despite also receiving breast implants, she continues to have male-pattern baldness and a masculine voice. I like her, but if I ask her out, everyone will think I'm a loser. Again, whether this indicates that Mr. Hat is independent or if Mr. Garrison's own psychosis is simply projected to his puppet is impossible to say. Likes chilling out. In the season three finale, "World Wide Recorder Concert", he also was in despair over the fact that his father had not sexually assaulted him as a boy, believing that he did not love his son. After discovering Canada has already built such a wall, Garrison travels to Canada and rapes the Canadian prime minister (a caricature of Donald Trump) to death. Dismissing Garrison's subtle advances, Mr. Slave intentionally provokes him into attacking Denmark. Amazon Worker The lessons become increasingly sexual, and degenerate in nature, culminating in Mr. Garrison inserting the class gerbil, Lemmiwinks, into Mr. Slave's rectum. For the first eight seasons of the series, the character was known as Mr. Garrison. In "The F Word," Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al are the first to see the boys' attempts at getting rid of the local Harley Riders, by writing "Fags Get Out!" Mr. Morris was transported to the Boca Raton Regional Hospital where he remains in a critical condition and needs a respirator to breathe. Despite Mr. Slave's occupation, he is shown to be wise and knowledgeable, offering characters advice when in certain situations. Numerous things are found up his ass, including bats, skeletons, dildos and even Mr. Hat. Due to her personal aversion to the concept of evolution, she deliberately presents the theory in an extremely skewed light, and is subsequently replaced by another teacher, Richard Dawkins. When Mr. Garrison takes time off to get plastic surgery, the kids get the lovely Miss Ellen as their substitute. It is unsure when, but instead of b… In the Season 19 episode "Where My Country Gone?" Though Garrison constantly assured himself that Mr. Twig was a better choice than Mr. Hat, he came to terms with his attachment to Mr. Hat at the end of the episode upon being broken out of jail by him. She often asserts her femininity, though in a somewhat unfeminine manner, including male-bashing and open proclamations of sexuality. Mr Hanky. Garrison received a degree of mechanical engineering in college. Stan: Um, I don't talk to her, but Clyde says she's cool. It is unknown what causes this, it may have some relation to an unspecified personality disorder, which Herbert could have manifested in earlier seasons through Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. The episode "Sponsored Content" features Garrison and Jenner being approached by Principal Victoria and being convinced by her to return to South Park for the remainder of the season. Mimsy. Clyde stares at him. he and Mr. Garrison get annoyed about the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy cast making straight people metrosexual. "Herbert Garrison" and "Mrs. Garrison" redirect here. In roleplays, they will not be: Name. As of season 21, he is generally not referred to by name at all, with characters only referring to him as "The President". Mr. Hat is permanently abandoned in favor of Mr. Slave once Mr. Garrison begins teaching fourth grade. Relatives He was re-hired by South Park Elementary, but as the kindergarten teacher, as his old job was then held by Ms. Choksondik. Husband Mr. Slave's catchphrases are "Ooh, Jesus Christ!" At the conclusion of the storyline, Mr. Hat is again discarded, and only appears again in the game South Park: The Stick of Truth, where he can be discovered inside Mr. Garrison's former boyfriend Mr. Slave's anus, and adds the player as a friend on social media.[12]. Upon becoming president-elect of the United States, he undergoes a transformation that gives him a toupee (solidifying the Trump comparison) and uses his newfound power to force people with whom he has had altercations (such as the new school principal who fired him and a grocery store employee who refused to allow him to double bag his groceries) to perform fellatio on him. The apparent reason was initially to help the children come to terms with homosexuality. However, when Garrison found that he could sue the school for substantial compensation if he were discriminated against, he attempted to be so offensive he would be fired. "He paid me a … Eventually, Mr. Hat returns in "Chef Aid", heralding the fact by some psychopathic attacks on Mr. Twig. Mr. Hat argues with Mr. Garrison and seemingly disappears to attend a meeting without him. Even at a young age, Garrison showed signs of homosexuality, when he felt unloved by his father when he wouldn't molest him. 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